A recent dinner table conversation

I don't know what got us on the topic, but we started talking about the boys' future wives and I said to the kids, "Someday when you're married, your wife is going to love it if you cook and clean and do laundry." Kyle said that he was going to do everything for his wife, the cleaning, laundry and taking care of the kids. I told him he was going to make a wonderful husband. We were joking around and laughing about what they thought they would be like when they were adults and married. I asked Kyle what he thought his wife might be like. Would she be tall, short, brown hair, blond hair? He said, "I think she will be fat." Laughing, I asked why he thought that. He said, "Because I'm going to be doing everything for her."