I'm ready for fall

It's September. Football season is here. The boys have been back at school for almost two months and we should be enjoying fall weather, apple picking and eating chili. But not here. It's still HOT... like 103 degrees hot. It's dry, the grass is dormant and the humidity is still through the roof. I want my Minnesota fall... but only until the middle of October and then I'll take the weather here again (which will hopefully be our true fall).