Monday, July 07, 2008

You Know You're Big When...

  • Putting on your pants looks more like a circus act than getting dressed.
  • The kids at the public pool stare at you and ask their moms what's wrong with your belly.
  • Maternity shirts no longer cover your belly and you're pants don't stay up.
  • The paper draping at the doctor's office that's suppose to cover everything from the waist down doesn't even wrap around your waist.
  • Your three year old asks you where your belly button went.
  • You can't even see the cup you're suppose to pee in.

Feel free to add your own in the comments!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

When I was trying to walk down the stairs, I had to move sideways so I could see my feet and tell where the next step was!